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  • Writer: The Fake Guru
    The Fake Guru
  • Aug 9, 2021

Updated: Jan 15, 2022

THE SUN BURNED in the sky.


It was just past midday, and I was thankful for the cool blast of the AC in my eclectic Italian rental car. The gear box was finicky, but the bluetooth and ventilation system worked fine โ€“ so overall, I gave the glittering, teal-colored Opel Karl a thumbs up.



I was transitioning inland; from a city on the eastern coast of Otranto, Puglia, to a city on the western coast named Gallipoli. There is little in between these ports but agriculture, scattered villages and dusty highways โ€“ and, looking out the window, the landscape had only yellow, crusty fields on offer. The vegetation is barren and browned. Itโ€™s all hot air, dust, and hot tires on the tarmac. The dashboard showed 140km/h. I was eager to make it to my destination.


Thatโ€™s when I saw her. Slouched in a plastic chair under a bright yellow umbrella, gaze downcast, she was melting away on the side of the road. Her head was slumped on her hand. She wore a bikini made of the whitest white and a pair of butterfly sunglasses made of the blackest black. Her vivid appearance made a stark contrast to the desert landscape, and as I zoomed by, for a split second I entered a parallel dimension:


I found myself at an intersection between a Dalian painting and Warholian pop art. At any moment this Marylin Monroe-esq girl and her surroundings โ€“ bright yellow umbrella, white bikini, plastic chair, and all โ€“ would lose solidity and droop down the wall in a gloopy mess of molten lava. I was alone on another planet and there was nothing and no one else there but her and I, and in that instant, when time stopped, I did not know who she was, why she was there or whether she was sleeping, dead, alive or even real.


Maybe, I thought, sheโ€™s just working.


Then time unfroze and I flew by.




THE END

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