- The Fake Guru

- Aug 10, 2021
Updated: Nov 10, 2021
โHOW MUCH FOR THIS ONE?โ I held up a heavy, ornamented necklace.
The gold souk was alive and glittering. Street merchants everywhere, shouting out, all of their precious goods apparently on sale; discounted at prices that couldnโt be mached anywhere! Standing in the busy street, one would think the whole world were made of gold; necklaces, armbands, bracelets, ear- and finger rings shining brightly in hues of red, yellow, and orange, gloriously reflecting the Arabian sun that was slowly falling from the sky. The market sparkled like the ocean surface as the fiery disc passed down under the rim of earth. Twilight was the perfect time for thievery.
Sometimes I would duck into one of the gold adorned shops, simply to escape the heat outside. Tonight, was such a night.
โThat one, good sir โ what a wonderful piece! โ for your wife? Perhaps a girlfriend? I will make you a very special price โ 1โ500 Dirham only!โ the rotund street merchant smiled at me widely, showing red stained teeth. With a gurgle and a loud splat, he spat out what was left of his chewing tobacco.
โSo, what do you think good sir?โ
โToo much,โ I said. โIโll give you 500 for it.โ
โSir, 1โ200 is a good price. I cannot do less.โ
Shrugging my shoulders, I make for the door.
โOkay sir, 1โ150 I can do.โ He whips out a calculator. โWhat is your final price?โ he asks before I can leave.
โIโll take it for 800 โ no more, no less.โ
โSir, for 800 I cannot give you this. It is worth more than that. For 800 I lost money.โ
โFine. Iโll give you 1โ100 for it.โ Really, I didnโt care.
โInshaโAllah.โ He waves his hand. The deal is done.
He packs up the necklace and I put two 10โ00 Dirham notes on the table. He picks out the change from a heavy purse and hands it to me with the necklace.
โShukran.โ I make for the door and stop. โDo you have any earrings to match?โ I turn around and walk back to the counter. He beams at me.
โOf course! Just one moment sir, let me find something for you that youโll loveโฆโ He vanishes into the back. This is the moment Iโve been waiting for.
I snatch up the heavy purse heโs left on the counter and disappear among a crowd of tourists. The jewels are always heavily guarded behind glass walls โ but the money they need easy access to. I just needed to figure out where it was; and Iโd always be gone before the penny dropped.
No one ever expects to get snatched by the rich, white guy.
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