- The Fake Guru

- Aug 10, 2021
Updated: Jun 24, 2022
We watch the pot, waiting for it to a boil.
As I pour the hot water into the French press, the bitter aroma of fresh coffee stimulates our senses. We move to the kitchen window. Dark, heavy clouds had pull up, casing the sky in a bubbly grey. It was raining ferociously.
โOh no! Look at the poor postman!โ
Clad in canary yellow overalls and armed with a canary-coloured, electric scooter, heโd pulled up at the houses opposite. From our cozy kitchen window, we watch as he removed a pile of letters from the carrier, huddling against the downpour.
โDo you think heโd like a cup of coffee?โ I ask cautiously; as if the prospect of offering a stranger a warm pick-me-up during a thunderstorm were something to be feared.
She looks at me puzzled.
โUmm. Sure. Why not?โ
I open the window.
โHey, Mr. Postman!โ I wave at him from the window. โDo you want a cup of coffee?โ
Shielding his eyes, he looks up. Even through the rain we can see the surprise on his face; the sudden realisation that weโve been silently spying on him from our second-floor apartment. But after a moment of processing the reality and validity of our offer he cheerily yells back:
โYes please!โ
I point him to the entrance below, fill two steaming mugs with the hot, black liquid, and go downstairs.
โHow you doing?โ I hand him the beverage. Iโd taken care to fill both cups only about halfway to make sure our random encounter didnโt last too long.
โNot too bad. Thanks for the coffee.โ He smiles.
โSo... Whatโs it like being a postman?โ I ask. โDo you like it?โ
He pauses for a moment.
โSure. Itโs not too bad. Harder on days like this but pretty good overall. What about you?โ
โOh. Umm. Well. You know. I work in IT. Home office.โ I passively gesture to my laptop in our flat on the second floor, as if the Postman, with his laser eyes, could see through the walls into the room weโd turned into a home office over the past year. โItโs been driving me mad.โ
โYeah, I heard it was tough,โ he said empathetically, โIโm glad I get to go out, you know, drive around a bit.โ
โYeah.โ I said. โYeah, it doesnโt sound too bad.โ And for a minute we just stand there while I think of myself on that canary yellow scooter.
We slurp our coffee in silence, listening to the sound of the rain falling outside, each drop making its own fleeting way through life.
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